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The Hairy Gnome- This Stuff Sucks... Poison Out...All Natural Old Timey Drawing Salve Recipe with Pine Resin and Plantain. 100% Natural and Organic. Treats Cysts | Splinters | Boils | Rashes.

$14.99 USD
$14.99 USD

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Hiker's Wound Salve- Well, You've Done Something Stupid Again: For Wounds, Cuts, Bruises, Raw Skin, ect.

$14.99 USD
$14.99 USD
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The Hairy Gnome- Big ASS Lip Balm. Repairs, Moisturizes and Softens Chapped Lips Using Plant Ingredients and No Plastic. Clean Company. Give a Sh*t About Nature.

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Outdoor Survival: Simple Hacks for Surviving the Outdoors and Animal Attacks (Shelter, Water, Fire, Food, and Gear Hacks) - Paperback

$18.07 USD
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Hiker's Wound Salve- Well, You've Done Something Stupid Again: For Wounds, Cuts, Bruises, Raw Skin, ect.

Hiker's Wound Salve- Well, You've Done Something Stupid Again: For Wounds, Cuts, Bruises, Raw Skin, ect.

$14.99

The Hairy Gnome - Blister Balm. If You Don't Have Blisters... You're Not Working Hard Enough. Natural Healing Remedy for Blisters

The Hairy Gnome - Blister Balm. If You Don't Have Blisters... You're Not Working Hard Enough. Natural Healing Remedy for Blisters

$14.99

WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT FROM OUR PRODUCTS

Eco Friendly

We give a shit. That's why our products are plastic free and made with responsibly sourced ingredients.

Made to Heal You up Between Battles


Whether you battle the world, or your own stupidity, we are here to help. Providing natural solutions for topical recovery.

Borderline Offensive Labeling

CAUTION: Our choice of words could insult uptight rigid Karens. We sure don't want to offend you, but we get bored easily and this helps us get a good laugh in while we work.

10,000+ Reviews

What Our Customers Are Saying?

5.0 out of 5 stars Works great!!

Has worked wonders on my ear that keeps getting infected in the same piercing! Every time I use it - it works! Sometimes it could take a few days, but it works nonetheless! My gf recommended this to me and I’m so glad she did!

— Clark

 Best bug bite relief

This is the best bug bite pain and itch relief ever. Works great on mosquitoes and red ant bites.

— Denise E. Stone

 Soooooo goooooood

Miracle stuff man had issues my whole life this stuff is a game changer

— Matt

Works

Great product. It draws out anything that gets under your skin. Love it!

— Makawao